StonkSecretary.
ROBINHOOD CHAIN

Buy $HOLDPLEASE

via Relay

Connecting you to the trading desk…

Buy on OpenSea
Open RelayStonklauncher

Hold
please.

Meme gossip 247. C0ffEE’s always hot.

The rainbow-shirted StonkSecretary takes a call at her desk, beside a computer, coffee, and paperwork.
STONKSECRETARY$HOLDPLEASE
Watch the intro
THE CONTRACTRobinhood Chain
0x9aEB59Bd958dA139ae3D39DD2F3295448AC0ffEEEnds in C0ffEE. Naturally.

ROBINHOOD TOWER / PENTHOUSE

Welcome to the
StonkBroker Penthouse

I’m the StonkSecretary.

THE INTRO00:22

Welcome to Robinhood Tower

StonkSecretary answers the red telephones at her switchboard, surrounded by messages and manila files.

I’m the StonkSecretary.

$HOLDPLEASE

$HOLDPLEASE while we direct you to the next available StonkBroker.

Psst I forgot to tell you…@StonkSecretary
ROBINHOOD TOWER / 0100:27

Meme gossip 247.

ROBINHOOD TOWER / 0200:30

Another week dealing with the StonkBrokers.

EOB FRIDAY

Excuse me Sir.

You for got to submit your timesheet by EOB Friday.
Your distributions will be docked accordingly.

StonkSecretary holds the timesheets beside an overflowing filing cabinet and stacks of paperwork.
The full StonkSecretary banner: the rainbow-shirted secretary at her desk, with the StonkSecretary wordmark.
ROBINHOOD TOWER — PENTHOUSE$HOLDPLEASE
@StonkSecretary

Meme gossip 247.

“Another week dealing with the StonkBrokers.
I better restock the scotch before Monday morning.”
StonkSecretary@StonkSecretary · on X
StonkSecretary pours another hot coffee beside a stack of mugs and paperwork.

I’m the StonkSecretary.

$HOLDPLEASE

Buy on OpenSea
$HOLDPLEASE